i guess you could say that mystery is sometimes better than sensibility
“i dont date girls who sleep around”
aiight so you expect your “perfect girl” to wait around for your misogynistic slut-shaming ass while you jack off into a tube sock for years on end instead of actually developing your social skills to the point where maybe you’d be one of the “other guys” she chooses to sleep with
eat my ass
my favorite method of studying is crying a little and hoping for the best right before the test
Anxiety isn’t cute. Don’t act like you have it because if you want it, here. Have mine. Because it’s not fucking cute and I don’t want it.
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”