i guess you could say that mystery is sometimes better than sensibility



just girly things: pretending to be on the phone when you walk by a large group of men because there’s a chance they’ll harass you <333

(Source: fauxcyborg)


objectification and dehumanization of lesbians: the comedy. catch it tuesdays 10:30/9:30 central on mtv



every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to


stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

1492: These Indians are barbarians, they wear no clothes.

2012: These Muslims are barbarians, they wear too many clothes.


My favorite mythical creatures include Bigfoot, Nessie, and Reverse Racism